The worst song....

[Rick and Roll]

Originally Posted by artboy

worst song of all time?... No doubt....MUSKRAT LOVE.. The Captain and Tenille

I have a version of that on "America's Greatest Hits"...not sure whether they were initially responsible for that

[artboy]

Originally Posted by Rick and Roll

I have a version of that on "America's Greatest Hits"...not sure whether they were initially responsible for that

It doesn't matter.. the song disturbs me either way

[VERNIXX]

Originally Posted by Roger -Dot- Lee

I still maintain that "Domanique" by The Singing Nun has got to be the worst song ever recorded. Period.

Agreed. Peter..are you finished with those spikes?

[DEzerov]

Can't agree with you on Instant Karma, Rick...imho...it's vintage Lennon...

How about Bill Shatner's Lucy In the Sky with Diamonds.... Oh My God...

[Rick and Roll]

Originally Posted by DEzerov

How about Bill Shatner's Lucy In the Sky with Diamonds.... Oh My God...

I guess what I really mean are songs that try to be good. Shatner's never tried to be anything but camp. That's not even his worst..."Rocket Man", now that's funny!

Still thinking about the "taste of a gun barrel" along with the "spikes"...you two must have a fun relationship

[VAXman(Admin)]

ANYTHING called RAP or Hip-Hop. Everytime I hear Hip-Hop makes me think of the Peter Cottontail song; both are trite shit, so I suppose the thoughts each conjures up are fitting.

[Rick and Roll]

Originally Posted by VAXman

ANYTHING called RAP or Hip-Hop. Everytime I hear Hip-Hop makes me think of the Peter Cottontail song; both are trite shit, so I suppose the thoughts each conjures up are fitting.

Hmmm...I was hoping to avoid that in this thread. Just throwing out a question about what song you may have heard that makes you ill, especially from an artist that should know better. I did like the McCartney ones vax...

On the main page I read about a decline in "Rap and Hip-Hop sales"...then reading further, I noticed that R and B is lumped into that category. That is not only inaccurate, but kind of intenionally misleading.

Anyway, Peter Cottontail may be bad, but the Peter Rabbit theme (the Beatrix Potter) story is insanely wretched....

[roger]

oh c'mon:

Spock Baggins

hahahahaha

[Rick and Roll]

Originally Posted by roger

oh c'mon:

Spock Baggins

hahahahaha

didn't we post this not too long ago?...i especially like the "forehead dance" he does with the girl....

[roger]

> didn't we post this not too long ago?

oh, probably. it just fit this thread so well...

[roger]

ok. not really a song, sort of, but it's the absolute worst:

Pickle surprise

[VAXman(Admin)]

Originally Posted by roger

ok. not really a song, sort of, but it's the absolute worst:

Pickle surprise

People often wonder why I loathe endless september and the demise of the internet. Bandwidth wasted on such awful stupidity should be punishable by death... a death by drowning under all of the AO(hel)L floppies ever produced.

[roger]

Originally Posted by VAXman

People often wonder why I loathe endless september and the demise of the internet. Bandwidth wasted on such awful stupidity should be punishable by death... a death by drowning under all of the AO(hel)L floppies ever produced.

so, you liked it then, Vax?

[Thor]

I agree Roger what a horrid little tune... Let's all sing till we puke on a white habit, everybody...

Dominique, nique, nique s'en allait tout simplement
Routier pauvre et chantant
En tous chemins, en tous lieux, il ne parle que du bon Dieu

ONE MORE TIME IN ENGLISH...

Dominique, nique, nique, over the land he plods
And sings a little song
Never asking for reward
He just talks about the Lord
He just talks about the..... blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuugggggghhhhhaaaaaaa chunks.

UGGH!!!

[Thor]

I also find the song Disco Duck to be one of the worst musical[?] endevors ever.
Oddly enough it comes in as a tie with the Macarena song, for the all around absolute waste of time. money energy and anything else you can think of.

For someone who recorded some of the most influential albums EVER (Hunky Dory, Ziggy, Low etc. etc.), I should think that David Bowie is wondering what to do with the person who suggested releasing "The Laughing Gnome".

Can I borrow your bucket please Thor?

[Roger -Dot- Lee(Admin)]

Originally Posted by Thor

ONE MORE TIME IN ENGLISH...

I'm not sure what's more disturbing: The fact that Thor knows the lyrics or the fact that he knows the ENGLISH TRANSLATION AS WELL!

Roger -Dot- Lee, *shudder* ... just, *shudder*

[zvinki]

Many disco era tunes that go something like "my body, your body, everybdoy, my body..." Yuck!! But in the spirit of Rick's thread how about Rush's "I Think I am Going Bald". Maybe because it strikes too close to home but when you combine Geddy's impassioned vocals with such silly lyrics you get a ridiculous song. And I am a huge Rush fan.

[PFD]

Two songs that make me puke.

"Electric Avenue" by...um.....that Jamaican guy

"When Doves Cry" by Prince

[VAXman(Admin)]

Originally Posted by PFD

Two songs that make me puke.

"Electric Avenue" by...um.....that Jamaican guy

"When Doves Cry" by Prince

You guys are scaring me... I don't know anything by the artist formerly known as the artist formerly known as Prince other than that awful "Rasberry berret" song that, unfortunately, got some radio airtime on the commercial channels.