In the hope that Jammy Dodger comes up with a quezzie soon the answer is:

The price of your Sarcasm is 100 cents for the charity of my choice.

Now Rickster.............you were saying about lowest of the low? I think you and I need to have a little chat and Jimbo.........what is this about my fave good cause being a can of cold beer? We should discuss this over a couple of bevies in the French house some time.

As Shakespeare wrote in "Romeo and Juliet":

A GY!BE album on both your houses