I stayed away from this but decided to finally chime in. In keeping with my anti-poly-ticks, anti-lawyer-feeding, anti-gov't-control temperment, if I had a band, I'd call it:
The Obedient Slaves of the Machine
Or, destined to be almost as popular:
Kill all the Lawyers
-- with deference to Mr. Shakespeare.
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