I'd apply for the job tomorrow but only if mossy, poda and Artemis were the Bond Chicks.

Yesspaz and Rick could play the villains Feltodd and Blowj.....I mean Blofeldt and Oddjob.

Keithie: You expect me to talk?
Spaz: No Mr Bond. I expect you to listen to Don Cab.
Keithie: Sod the Official Secrets Act. What do you want to know?