Well, besides my mis-hearing of "Born to be Wild."...
"And there's a wino-o down the road. I should have stolen Oreos." - Led Zeppelin, Stairway to Heaven
"Don't wanna leave your pizza burnin'" - Rolling Stones, Beast of Burden
"Blinded by the light. Revved up like a douche another runner in the night." - um, this is obvious
My sister used to think that Men With Hats' "Down Under" contained the line "You better run, you better take a bath."
PS, I just heard the MC Hawk station ID. I don't know WHAT we've got Mr. Hawking saying. It sounds to me like he's saying; "Hey Home Fries, you know who this is. When I'm not contemplating the depths of space and time, I'm listening to AuralMoon, the net's progressive rock garden." HOME FRIES? I know that's not it, so what have we got Prof. Stephen saying?