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Hey, did you know we have Aural Moon merchandise. We do, and guess where the proceeds go. IN YOUR EAR. :yougo

Cross off the relatives from your shopping list by getting them Aural Moon day ware, mouse ware, drink ware, and even night ware (or if your spouse sees you in them, nightMare).

Check out the site. Brag about your AM mug at work.

http://www.cafepress.com/auralmoon

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WOW... I never knew we had moon merch! Thanks Dale

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the underwear is just wrong.=8^O :surrender

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What no thongs. I like the shirts though.

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What about Aural Moon condoms? A set of special condoms with some of your favorite bands:

The Pink Floyd condom: great for sex "On The Run"
The YES condom: allows you to "Shoot High, Aim Low"
The GYBE condom: they're really long but they never really go anywhere.
The Gentle Giant condom: for the well endowed softies.
The Rush condom: Wham Bam thank you Ma'am.
The Frost* condom: for those cold encounters.
The Dream Theater condom: keeps it out of the popcorn at the porno matinee.
The Caravan condom: for those intimate moments in a Dodge mini-van.
The Camel condom: good for one hump or two.
The Happy The Man condom: for your pleasure, not hers.
The It Bites condom: for maximum protection during oral sex.

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and let's not forget these prog condom also a special order,
The ELP condom: for the Lucky Man
The Peter Gabriel condom: when you have No Self Control
The Frank Zappa condom: to protect against the Why does it hurt when I pee moments.

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Geeze, guys. Thanks for taking a perfectly legitimate plea for assitance for the moon and driving it right into the gutter to render it completely useless.

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Don't be a wet blanket; a little humor might draw attention to this more than would have read this without. Besides, it looks like we might have a real product line developing here. :)